209 - Anything But Hirsute

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch half of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove. By some miracle, Eli Roth only comes up once when talking about the show he executively produced. Other things that come up include folkore, spoilers, and pretty-boys. In addition to nearly seven hours of television, DM and the Count watched a loonie movie that only felt like it was seven hours long. Tune in to find out who's got a lot of time on their hands, and stay to hear some boderline racist film commentary from the 1970s.

208 - Life, the Universe, and Everything

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three "numbered" movies. Both Room 33 and 100 Ghost Street display a level of technical competency that is grossly undermined by their terrible terrible scripts. Room 237, on the other hand, is a documentary about Shinologists. Yeah, that's right. Shine-ologists. As in The Shining. As in the study of. Click here to have your say whether any of these films should be included an official horror canon.

Poll results: Was Evil Dead (2013) really the most terrifying movie you ever experienced?
No  0%
Nope  0%
Nay  0%
Haven't seen it, so no  100%

207 - When Posters Attack

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a look at the Evil Dead franchise and evaluate the remake within that context.

Poll results: Who's retaliating against whom?
Cobra's retaliating against the Joes  0%
The Joes are retaliating against Cobra  0%
Cobra's retaliating against the US  0%
The Joes are retaliating against my sense of decency  100%

206 - What, no Soft Master?

This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM are split on whether GI Joe: Retaliation is the worst movie ever or just terrible. They're in total agreement, however, when it comes to Penumbra, although they're not sure which country its from. This week's Loonie Movie sparks a discussion about prono, so you know...boobs.

Poll result: What ecological disaster are you covering up?
Sentient parasites in the water supply  50%
Aggressive areosolized growth hormones
Improper disposal of radioactive ooze  25%
Two-headed sharks  25%

205 - As played by Steven Berkhoff

This week on TheAvod Count Vardulon and DM are surprised to learn that England produces amateur, low-budget genre films, just like everyone else. Less surprising is the revelation that this week's Loonie Movie isn't worth a dollar. The Bay, on the other hand is worth quite a few dollars. Like at least 6, which how much it costs to rent. Tune in to find out how not to sell a movie and stay to hear how RE6 has redeemed itself.

Poll results: How are you surviving the zompocalypse?
I'm executing an elaborate plan to blow up the city  16%
I'm driving around the countryside kicking zombie ass  16%
I'm holed up in my country home with my guns and MREs  16%
I'm not  52%

204 - Contains No Capoeira

This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a liking to all three movies, although opinions are divided on I Am Omega. Halloween documentary The American Scream had DM in tears, and The Loved Ones had both reeling from the experience of watching it. Tune in to find out about new and old TV, and stay to hear about a CD you should buy. Click here to watch a short horror movie about the letter S.

Poll results: Who/what's haunting your mansion?
The former owner  0%
The current owner  33%
My regrets  34%
No one. But I do have a guy locked in the basement  33%

203 - The Curse of Aleister Crowley

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM pick a winner. Two winners, as a matter of fact. The Legend of Hell House is a must-see for any haunted house/ghost hunting movie, and the Loonie Movie is totally worth a dollar. Maybe even two. Mongolian Death Worm, on the other hand, is a Syfy original. So yeah. Tune in to find out what's coming to Canada, and stay to hear what's happening next year.

Poll results: What awesome graphic are you painting on the side of your creep van?
Death Star  0%
Frank Frazetta-inspired art  30%
Graffiti tags  0%
I'm not painting my shitty van  70%