748 - Werewolf Party!

This week, DM is away which means Count Vardulon and Rob Rector are free to watch all the werewolf movies they want! Which is two: The Beast Must Die, and The Howling 2. Tune in for some Karl Urban love and stay for a rant about how The Bear isn't a comedy.

 

686 - Xmas 2024 Week 2

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of low-budget monstrous Santa movies. Santastein really went for it, even if they shoulda maybe taken another run at the script, and Werewolf Santa was a fun idea. Tune in for a video game recommendation, and stay for a rundown of what DM watched while sick.

684 - 90s November Week 3

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to round out their month of watching movies from the 1990s with one more Anthony Hickox movie, and an anthology because why the hell not. Full Eclipse is a halfway decent werewolf movie, and Campfire Tales is mostly pretty good. Tune in for a TV recommendation and stay for a mini movie review.

574 - Double JeoFURdy

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to discuss a couple of werewolf movies. Opinions are split on The Wolf of Snow Hollow, but everyone really enjoyed Werewolves Within. Tune in for a list that doesn't totally suck and stay for an upcoming horror movie that has everyone really excited.

210 - Dream Sequences Suck

This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM really don't like what Hemlock Grove has to offer in its second half. They also don't like their Loonie Movie but for different reasons. Tune in to find out what MTV has planned for your future, and stay to hear how to build an effective movie trailer.

Poll results: How are you teaming up with to solve mysteries?
A peppy vampire  0%
A smug ghost  100%
A morose werewolf  0%
A scientist  0%

209 - Anything But Hirsute

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch half of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove. By some miracle, Eli Roth only comes up once when talking about the show he executively produced. Other things that come up include folkore, spoilers, and pretty-boys. In addition to nearly seven hours of television, DM and the Count watched a loonie movie that only felt like it was seven hours long. Tune in to find out who's got a lot of time on their hands, and stay to hear some boderline racist film commentary from the 1970s.

124 - Three Years Later

This week the Divemistress tries to transition into being called D and it doesn't go over so well.  It might have something to do with the fact she spent all afternoon at a vinyard.  Count Vardulon takes a look at his stats and doesn't like what he finds.  And they watch some films!  One was okay, one very far from okay, and one was freaking amazing.  Special thanks to Anonymous and Pinko Mittens for providing the laugh track to this week's show.

Poll Results: Can a sequel be so bad that it goes back in time and ruins the original?
When this episode was recorded, blogger was not displaying the correct poll results.  The real answers are:
No way: 14%
Yes way: 42%
No, but a shit franchise can go back in time and destroy the first brilliant film: 42%

74 - The Divemistres Apologizes for Neowolf

This week's episode was recorded quite some time ago and was intended to be episode 73, but then that didn't happen.  The Divemistress begins by offering an apology for the movie Neowolf.  Not that she had anything to do with the film, but still she's sorry.  If things weren't bad enough, The DM gives The Human Centipede a positive review.  The Count is given two minutes to complain about V, but The DM can't resist talking alien religion so they carry on a bit.  It's a spoiler-tastic episode, so if you were planning on watching Neowolf, Broken, or Paranormal Entity, save yourself the time and listen on TheAvod instead.  Tune in to hear the lamest shout-out ever!

In the poll "Shark vs Lion vs Crocodile", most of you chose shark.  Crocodile came in second, and lion, sadly, took third place.  These results indicate a clear bias for aquatic and semi-aquatic animals.