Friday, 4 September 2015

Update - Still on Holiday (sort of)

TheAvod is extending its summer hiatus by a week, but Count Vardulon and DM haven't been wasting their time. They've got something special in store for next week!

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Update: No Avod This Week

In the grand tradition of summer haituses, TheAvod is taking a break so DM can once again test her mettle in the wilderness. TheAvod will be back in a couple of weeks with all the insightful trash talk you've come to expect from the Internet's longest-running weekly horror podcast*.

See you in September!

-Count Vardulon and DM

*don't look that up

Thursday, 20 August 2015

311 - The Coyote's Back

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a spectrum of found footage-type movies. They trash talk all of them, but really you should check out Wer. And you should run--don't walk--from Area 51. Tune to hear a rundown of episode 8 of Scream, and stay to find out what beer you should be drinking.

Why were you unfriended?
Vengeful ghost  100%

Saturday, 15 August 2015

310 - Still Screaming After All These Years

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch the first seven episodes of the Scream TV show. And it's not terrible! They also watch a movie that's sort of on theme, which is also not terrible. Tune in to hear a way-too-long discussion about True Detective, and stay to find out what's not playing at TIFF this September.

Who ruined your movie?
Val Kilmer  100%

Friday, 7 August 2015

309 - Val Kilmer is an A-hole

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM make good on their threat to watch Orphan. They also take in an incredible documentary about one of the worst movies ever, and they head to the theatre to see Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. Tune in to hear about a new movie trailer, and stay to hear more about movie trailers.

What's your found footage movie about?
Disproving aliens  33%
Disproving Slender Man  66%

Thursday, 30 July 2015

308 - Middle Names Exist

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM have a hard time finding the silver lining. Seriously, The Ridges might be the worst found footage movie ever. The Ouija Experiment 2 is only marginally better than its predecessor, and Mockingbird is dumb. And not even the fun kind of dumb. Tune in to hear a positive review of Ant-Man, and stay for a rundown of a poorly-conceived best-of list.

How much would you eat that cake?
Totally  50%
Yes, but only the Dungeon Master's Guide  50%

Thursday, 23 July 2015

307 - Ouijust Watched

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three more Ouija board movies because they loved Ouija sooooo much. Long Time Dead is too boring, I Am Zozo is too bland, and the Ouija Experiment features no Ouija experimentation. Tune in to hear the Count talk too much about Reeses spread, and stay to hear hilariously mispronounce Scott Weinberg's name.

Are you looking forward to Suicide Squad
No  60%
Meh  40%