Thursday, 30 July 2015

308 - Middle Names Exist



This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM have a hard time finding the silver lining. Seriously, The Ridges might be the worst found footage movie ever. The Ouija Experiment 2 is only marginally better than its predecessor, and Mockingbird is dumb. And not even the fun kind of dumb. Tune in to hear a positive review of Ant-Man, and stay for a rundown of a poorly-conceived best-of list.

How much would you eat that cake?
Totally  50%
Yes, but only the Dungeon Master's Guide  50%

Thursday, 23 July 2015

307 - Ouijust Watched


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three more Ouija board movies because they loved Ouija sooooo much. Long Time Dead is too boring, I Am Zozo is too bland, and the Ouija Experiment features no Ouija experimentation. Tune in to hear the Count talk too much about Reeses spread, and stay to hear hilariously mispronounce Scott Weinberg's name.

Are you looking forward to Suicide Squad
No  60%
Meh  40%

Friday, 17 July 2015

306 - Ersatz Carpentery


This week on the TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM discuss crossword puzzles and Godzilla. Also, they cover Hayride 2 in more detail than it deserves, and they love everything about It Follows except for the second half of the movie. Ouija is just a contractual obligation.

Should we bring back the poll?
Yes 100%

Thursday, 9 July 2015

305 - The Bad Terminator Trilogy


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM try to make sense of Terminator: Genisys, as well as offer some too-late advice on how to fix T3 and T4. Tune in to hear a game review from three years ago, and stay to find out what's on TV next week.

Friday, 3 July 2015

304 - The Devil's Hand Reigns Not


This week,  your friends Count Vardulon and DM get better acquainted with the Devil. Well, movies about the Devil. Or things associated with the Devil. Weirdly, each film covered this week ends with a recommendation for a different movie. Tune in to hear a too-long discussion about bunnies and carrots, and stay to hear about how the new Red Dawn is terrible.

Friday, 26 June 2015

303 - Texas Sized


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM take on a Texas-sized theme show. And each film has its own Texas-sized problems. Tune in to hear a mixed review of Arkham Knight, and stay to learn about a terrible new movie you shouldn't see.

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

302 - Dino Smash


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector and Jay "Black Dynamite" James to talk nuthin but Jurassic World. Tune in to find out what's big at this year's E3, and stay to hear about an evening with Tommy Wiseau.