Saturday, 16 March 2019

473 - Marvellous


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk all about Captain Marvel. No spoilers, but they're none too complimentary. Tune in for a brief "review" of Tomb Raider and stay for a list that can't live up to its title. If you live in/near Delaware, check this out.

Tuesday, 12 March 2019

472 - 2 Baths, 1 Body


This week, you friends Count Vardulon and DM watch some YA horror and something else that barely qualifies as a movie. Down a Dark Hall isn't bad even though DM and the Count spend a lot of time trashing it, but House of VHS deserves every last criticism. Tune in for a list of school-related horror movies that doesn't quite live up to its title, and stay for a brief tribute to Luke Perry.

Saturday, 2 March 2019

471 - Hard Times


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two very different movies. One of them goes from ghost hunt to torture session, and the other is a fun postmodern slasher which DM and the Count dump all over because they're jerks. Tune in to find out what you should be watching on Netflix, and stay for a list that doesn't understand what meta means.

Sunday, 24 February 2019

470 - Toni Collette Loves Art


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a recent "scariest movie" and are more confused than scared. They're also a little confused by Velvet Buzzsaw, but much more entertained. Tune in for a review of a TV show DM hasn't finished watching, and stay for another attempt to list cursed objects.

Sunday, 17 February 2019

469 - The Dude in the Lake


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two more "movies" about "skiers" getting "murdered." Surprisingly, both movies feature the supernatural. Unsurprisingly, both movies are kind of terrible. Tune in for a final review of Netflix's You, and stay for a list that doesn't follow its own rules.

Sunday, 10 February 2019

468 - Deja Vu All Over Again


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch the same movie twice, and can't decide which is better. Or worse. Fake legs and too many motives clog up the works as DM and the Count try to figure out what the hell is going on with Iced and Shredder.

Friday, 1 February 2019

467 - Chill


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of wintery movies. Cold Prey is just a straight-up slasher and it's great. Polar is not the one about Mads in the arctic, and it suffers because of that. Tune in to find out how big the Soyuz capsule is, and stay for a list that features the same movie more than once.