Friday, 27 March 2015

290 - Vanity Project



This is not the trailer for the snow shark movie we watched.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM roll the dice on a TV movie, a vanity project, and some other random film. Weirdly, Snow Shark is not the only one of its kind. Regrettably, Blood Lake is all too similar to any number of other terrible monster movies. Only Hunted proved to be worth anyone's time. Tune in to find out what else DM and the Count are watching, and stay to hear about second-worst book you'll ever read.

Friday, 20 March 2015

Special Feature - Friday the 13th (2009)


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM provide commentary for the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th. Why, you ask. Because it's the one movie they're actually qualified to comment on.

Thursday, 5 March 2015

289 - Abominable Snowbeast Exists!


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM finally watch three movies whose titles make a sentence. As exciting as that may be, the movies themselves aren't necessarily worth seeing. One of them is unbelievably bad which is weird given its pedigree. And another is surprisingly watchable. Tune in to find out what's on TV and then click here to make the monsters happen. Also, you might want to catch up on some Bigfoot lore.

Friday, 27 February 2015

288 - Best Efforts


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM despise the third movie in a rather terrible trilogy. They also look fondly upon a rip-off, and have waffling opinions about a third movie they kinda liked. Somewhat unbelievably, the Count hasn't seen the new Power Rangers fan video, and stay tuned to find out about a sequel to a movie you don't even know exists.

Thursday, 19 February 2015

287 - The Bai Ling Curse


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three very different movies with varying results of success. Scream Park is notable for its lack of zombies. Lord of Tears would have been better if it were shorter and in black and white. And Magic Man is only half a movie. Tune in to find out what you missed on TV last week, and stay to hear about a podcast you should listen to. In addition to this one.

Thursday, 12 February 2015

286 - Space Dragon


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM go to great lengths to see Jupiter Ascending in 2D. And it was totally worth it. Chainsaw Killer, on the other hand, which is just a click away, is not at all worth the effort. ETXR may or may not be worth your time, depending on whether you like low-budget indie movies that aren't about zombies. Tune in to hear about the Hollywood Atheist Conspiracy, and stay to hear a wild theory about T2.

Saturday, 7 February 2015

285 - Breakfast Club


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two movies with the same title and a third movie with a different title. Detention turned out to be great fun, while Detention is pretty terrible. Silent Night, Bloody Night: Homecoming somehow manages to be even worse than the first. Tune in to find out who's hooked on Forensic Files, and stay to hear about an upcoming horror movie you can be a part of, somehow.