Thursday, 19 May 2016

343 - Blame it on David Lynch

Ted Pfeifer's bigfoot evidence.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in the Cabin Fever remake. It doesn't go well! But to lighten things up, the Count speaks with the movie's location manager about the film. Tune in to hear all about that Highlander TV show you never watched, and stay to find what's up with the two biggest and bestest video games this year. Click hear to read all about Michael Ironside!

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

342 - Frank Miller's Regret


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM dig into Captain America: Civil War. The good new is, they both really liked it. The less good news is they think it could have been more. Tune in to hear a book report, and stay to find out about a new (fake?) documentary.

Thursday, 5 May 2016

341 - Once Again, Plagiarists

This has nothing to with the episode, it's just a cool map DM found online.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of psycho killer movies that turn out to be worse than expected. In a surprise twist, The Asylum actually made a movie that didn't totally suck balls, while Escapee has a surprise twist that is of no consequence to the plot. Tune to hear a documentary recommendation and stay to find out what the Count thinks Marvel is up to.

Thursday, 28 April 2016

Special Feature - Morbid


Join your friends Count Vardulon and DM as they watch and offer commentary on Morbid, a movie written, directed, and edited by Chuck Conry. Don't know who that is? Check out his blog, Zombies Don't Run. Then check back here to listen to these two jerks critique his film.

Thursday, 21 April 2016

340 - Reanimation


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM delve back into the DC animated universe, the best animated universe there is. Doing the diligence, they take in a Green Lantern and a the Flash movie. Tune in to hear a whole lot of bad movie trivia, and stay to find out about some potentially awful upcoming horror movies.

Friday, 15 April 2016

339 - Character Titles


This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM discover a strange subgenre of genre film. A subgenre that be better left alone. Because the films are bad. Like, really bad. Swelter is boring, and 4got10 is less a movie than it is an idea put to screen. Tune in to find out about a book you may not want to read, and stay to hear a terrible movie quiz question.

Here's the collection of dialogue broken down by gender!



Thursday, 7 April 2016

338 - Gothtropolis



This week, Count Vardulon is joined by Rob Rector to discuss Batman v Superman. Because you haven't heard enough about that movie. Tune in to find out what's missing from the new Pee Wee movie, and stay to hear about a TV you've probably never heard of.