699 - Alone with the Witches

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to discuss two horror movies set in Appalachia. The Devil Below is hampered by the stupidity of its backstory. Hellboy: The Crooked Man looks and sounds great but it sparks a debate about witches. Tune in for some complaining about  modern filmmaking, and stay for more complaining about a new TV show.

698 - That's So Meta

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM accidentally watch two horror movies that are kinda similar. Get Away is a lot of fun and much grosser than you're expecting, and Bloody Axe Wound raises way too many questions about the economics about the world in which it's set. Tune in for music recommendation, and stay for a highbrow discussion about film criticism.

 

697 - Mockumentary March Week 3

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up mockumentary March with the third instalment in the Horror in the High Desert series. It does not disappoint. They also watch Curse of the Blair Witch, which is really good. Tune in to find out what DM watched while on holiday, and stay for an amazing guess at trivia.

 

696 - Mocumentary March Week 2

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM enjoy two more horror mocumentaries. Horror in the High Desert 2 has some good stuff going on, but will not answer any of the questions posed in the first movie. Butterfly Kisses is a great deconstruction of the mocumentary and found footage genre. Tune in for a TV recommendation, and stay to hear a prediction.

 

695 - Mockumentary March

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two fake documentaries, both of which are really good. Noroi: The Curse does a great job making the viewer believe in its world, and Horror in the High Desert is a master class in pacing. Tune in for an embarrassing correction, and stay for a twist on horror trivia.

694 - Snow Beasts

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two wintry movies with the same name: Snow Beast. Snow Beast 2011 isn't great but also isn't terrible, and your hosts are confused about who Jason London plays in the movie. Snow Beast 1977 is surprisingly good for a Jaws rip-off. Tune in for a video game recommendation, and stay to hear DM talk about what's going on outside her window.

 

693 - We Heart Eyes

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk all about the brand new in-theatres Valentine's slasher movie, Heart Eyes. It's a fun idea, but doesn't quite stick the landing. Tune in for an impromptu rant about 28 Years Later, and stay for a non-recommendation.