Friday, 3 April 2020

517 - Abandon Hope


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out a couple of Satanic-type movies. The Sentinel feels a lot like The 4th Floor, and you're probably better off just watching that. Satanic Panic is a perfectly good movie, but the Count and DM dump all over it because they're jerks. Tune in for a quasi recommendation, and stay for a list that manages to stump everyone.

Saturday, 28 March 2020

516 - Two Track Mind


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of train movies, both of with go totally of the rails. D-Railed is weirdly bad but it's got a great monster, and Night Train to Terror is 30% musical interludes and dance breaks. Tune in to find out what TV show gets better with time, and stay for a list of train movies with a some glaring omissions.

Friday, 20 March 2020

515 - Pandemized


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out two pandemic-related movies that aren't about zombies. Containment isn't bad, and Pandemic isn't good, so it's all a wash. Tune in for a TV recommendation and stay for a list that doesn't know what a pandemic is.

Thursday, 12 March 2020

514 - Seasonal


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM celebrate the turning of the seasons by watching one movie set in winter and one set in summer. Neither one is very good, but what Midsommer lacks in character and story development, it makes up for in looks. Tune for a too-long video game review and stay for a discussion about what Luc Besson should be doing with his time.

Thursday, 5 March 2020

513 - Toxic Invisibility


This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to gush all over The Invisible Man. Tune in to hear a huge brag, and stay for a surprisingly positive review of Sonic.

Thursday, 20 February 2020

512 - Remake Central


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM dig up some more underwater movies. Deep Blue See 2 is pretty much a remake of Deep Blue Sea, only crummier in every respect, and Dark Descent is pretty much a remake of Outland starring Dean Cain. Tune in for a documentary recommendation and stay for an upcoming horror movie that's surprisingly on-theme.

Thursday, 13 February 2020

511 - Vultures


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk nuthin' but Birds of Prey. Two out three people enjoyed it! In the immortal words of Meatloaf, that ain't bad. Tune in to find out what you should be reading, and stay for a list that doesn't know good from bad.