Monday, 25 May 2020

254 - Driven to Destruction


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a look at some new horror, both of which remind them of Supernatural, weirdly. The Candy Witch has a decent story buried deep inside but it's backloaded with too much plot. Driven, on the other hand, is a fun ride (see what I did there?). Tune for a middling movie review and stay to hear the Count totally screw up a perfect segue opportunity.

Tuesday, 19 May 2020

523 - Witch Fingers


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector because he wanted to talk about The Wretched. And talk they do! They also talk about Possum, and are divided on whether or not it's "good." Tune in for a movie recommendation, and stay for a folklore-themed list that both is and isn't what you think.

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

522 - Canorror


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of newish Canadian horror entries, only one of which is actually streaming in Canada. If you trust DM that Pyewacket is just about summoning a witch, then you'll have a much better time than the Count who insisted on reading deeper into the movie. Despite its problems (like it not being available on Shudder in Canada!), Blood Quantum is a film worth watching. Tune in for a book report, and stay for some life advice.

Friday, 8 May 2020

521 - Surprise Apocalypses


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of found footage movies about the end of the world, which begs the question, How do they exist? Encounters is, obviously, about aliens with some awesome but underused effects, and Apocalypse Cult is exactly what it says on the box. Tune in for a book report and stay for a back-handed video game recommendation.

Thursday, 23 April 2020

520 - DOON


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a newish movie and an old one. Doom: Annihilation is worse than it needs to be, and Dune is a bit of an unwieldy mess. Tune in for a discussion about Sailor Moon, and stay for some bragging from the Count.

Thursday, 16 April 2020

519 - Burning Madmen


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector on a trip down memory lane. Turns out DM has very little patience for plodding, plot-less early 80s slashers, and Rob and The Count are too caught up in their nostalgia to understand the point she's trying to make. Tune in find out what else people are watching, and stay for a list that manages to surprise and impress everyone.

Thursday, 9 April 2020

518 - Themeless


This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two random movies. In Fabric is a plodding, too-long, and ultimately too-weird story about a cursed dress. Crawl, on the other hand, is a great movie about trying to not get eaten by gators. Tune in for a non-recommendation, and stay for a Laserblast plug.