Wednesday, 30 January 2013
This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM investigate a couple of murder mysteries, one of which is pretty good. The other is too thinly plotted to actually serve as a proper mystery. Is Fist of the Vampire worth a dollar? Find out in this week's Loonie Movies. Tune in to hear the Count complain some more about The Following and click here to watch something new!
Poll results: How are you dealing with your haunted apartment?
I'm ignoring it until it goes away 58%
I'm taking pills 14%
I'm hiring a shady psychic
I'm moving out 28%
Wednesday, 23 January 2013
This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM really don't like 2/3 of what they watched. While Apartment 143 might have some interesting character stuff, the film's attempts at novelty are drowned out by loud noises, and in a new segment which they're calling "Loonie Movies," DM and the Count consider whether Last of the Living is worth a dollar. The Next Three Days, on the other hand, is well worth seeing even though it stars Russell Crowe. Tune in to find out what is and isn't an action movie, and stay to hear about the greatest SNL skit that isn't about cowbells.
Poll results: What's your family's big secret?
We're vampires 0%
We're not vampires 40%
We're really bad at being vampires 40%
We're werewolves 20%
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM make the mistake of selecting a movie simply because Val Kilmer appears on the box. Other bad ideas include watching a sequel to a movie the Count really hated, and Area 51. Tune to find out what TV show isn't premiering this winter, and stay to hear DM reminisce about The Devils Rejects when she should be reviewing The Thompsons.
Poll results: Why are you on the run?
Framed for murder 58%
Committed murder 0%
Refused to commit murder 0%
Committed sanctioned murder but killed the wrong person 42%
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM have a huge bone to pick with David Wong. They also rail against low rent horror movie Bear and the Syfy original Mothman. The Nicholas Cage vehicle Seeking Justice, on the other hand, gets a pass. Tune to hear who's likes cider, and stay to find out who just achieved a major accomplishment in a field that doesn't matter.
Poll results: Which historical mash-up would you most like to see next?
Genghis Khan busting ghosts 33%
Oliver Cromwell's life as an exorcist 33%
Louis Riel hunting werewolves
Charlie Chaplin's fight against alien cyborgs 33%
*results differ from those reported on the show
Happy birthday, Mom!
Thursday, 3 January 2013
Happy New Year! Count Vardulon and DM ring in the new year by catching up on some films they missed in 2012.And, to start the year off on a good note, they recommend all three (but with some qualifiers, of course). Tune in to find out who doesn't like The Amazing Spiderman and stay to learn the worst moral lesson ever taught in cinema history.
Poll results: Who are you crank calling?
Head of State 0%
Random number 33%
Psycho killer 44%
Moe's Tavern 23%