Wednesday, 28 November 2012

189 - Unnatural Silence

This week on TheAvod, DM has great hair. Ip Man 2 is almost as good as Ip Man, and Bedeviled is excellent. Both are available on Netflix, so there's no excuse not to watch them. By contrast, there's no reason to watch Chernobyl Diaries, so don't waste your time with that one. Tune in to find out why Skyfall is a sad attempt at making a Batman movie, and stay to hear which upcoming movies look bad. Be sure to click here for torture porn.

Poll results: What's your thesis topic?
Snuff is real  12%
Snuff is fake  0%
Snuff is a myth perpetrated by the entertainment-industrial complex  25%
Who's the worst James Bond  63%

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

188 - Travers on Trial

This week on TheAvod, Count Vardulon reads an essay he wrote on why Wrong Turn 5 is the worst thing to happen to horror cinema. Following up on that, he and DM recommend the heck out of Ip Man and Tesis. Tune in to find out who's not good at James Bond anymore, and stay to hear your hosts rip apart another list. Click here to learn why you should appreciate the PA franchise, even if you hate the films.

Poll results: Why are you being attacked by aliens?
Because I escaped the mothership  14%
Because I know about their secret plan to destroy Earth  14%
Because they're jerks  72%

Thursday, 15 November 2012

187 - Hat Trick

This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in three very different movies: a Spanish thriller, an American sci-fi movie, and something French. In a nearly unprecedented move, they recommend all three. Tune in to hear who's related to Stephen King, and stay to find out just how bad Skyfall really is. And then be sure to watch this video about car crashes.

Poll results: What's your nom-de-plume?
Fakey McNamerson  25%
Noam d'Ploomb  38%
Sue Doan-Nim  12%
Alan Smithee  25%

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

186 - Joseph Hillstrom King

This week, in their post-Halloween show, Count Vardulon and DM end up watching one more Halloween movie. Honestly, there's no point in watching the Night of the Demons remake if you have access to the original. As for Hellbinders and Rites of Spring, you could do worse. Tune in to find out who may or may not be related to Stephen King, and stay to hear which 80s Canadian television classic would make a good horror movie (the answer is all of them).

Poll results: What was haunting you this past Halloween?
A baby-eating goblin  11%
A tow truck driver  23%
An asylum ghost  55%
Memories of last year's costume  11%