635 - Shark Month Week 1

It's shark month on TheAvod and your friends Count Vardulon and DM kick it off with two very different shark movies. Low-budget Chinese "feature" Shark Attak! is pretty terrible, and Shark Night 3D is also kinda bad but the Count really likes it. Tune in for a fun coincidence, and stay for a fun list.

283 - Buy My Book

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rue d'Awakening who hasn't seen any of the films being discussed. The Count and DM absolutely recommend Cold in July and kinda sorta maybe think someone out there might enjoy Don't Blink. And there was a third movie. Also, find out about some fun upcoming horror movies.

278 - Jazz Hits of '77

With art like this, how could we not watch it?

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM come clean about their new affiliation with the Movie and Music Network. To celebrate the partnership, they watch three terrible movies all of which are available on the service. The Uninvited is totally worth seeing, but The Cohasset Snuff Film and Robo Vampire are bad in very different ways. Tune in to find out what soundtrack you should be listening to, and stay to hear yet more about current TV. Click here for something cool!

248 - Damocleaved!

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM disagree over whether Snuff-Movie is any good. It's probably their second-biggest fight. They're in total agreement over The Pit and the Pendulum, which is worth seeing, and neither of them were too taken with Ab-normal Beauty. Tune in to learn about a new movie coming out based on a rather terrible idea, and stay to hear the alternate ending to Smiley.

246 - Hilarious Pun Titles

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies with "punny" titles. Skinwalker Ranch is a good idea with a bad follow-through, Vacancy 2: The First Cut is prequel to Vacancy that nobody wanted, and Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is somehow not quite what you'd expect from a zombie chicken movie. Tune in to find out who won an award, and stay to hear a rant about skeptics. Also, the first lecture of The Black Museum's third series is happening March 12!

245 - Naked Lightsaber Duels

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch the classy movie Hardcore, and a film about dead strippers. Also, something called The Great American Snuff Movie, which isn't all that great. Tune in to find out who's looking forward to Godzilla, and stay to hear what's good about XBone.

188 - Travers on Trial

This week on TheAvod, Count Vardulon reads an essay he wrote on why Wrong Turn 5 is the worst thing to happen to horror cinema. Following up on that, he and DM recommend the heck out of Ip Man and Tesis. Tune in to find out who's not good at James Bond anymore, and stay to hear your hosts rip apart another list. Click here to learn why you should appreciate the PA franchise, even if you hate the films.

Poll results: Why are you being attacked by aliens?
Because I escaped the mothership  14%
Because I know about their secret plan to destroy Earth  14%
Because they're jerks  72%

108 - The Bruges Tourism Board

This week's episode is brought to you by the good people of Belgium.  Only they don't know it.  Count Vardulon totally wins an argument, and the Divemistress rants some more about 3D.  How similar are Don't Look Up and Skeleton Crew?  How pretentious is The Last Horror Movie?  Click play and find out!

Poll Results
Should a themed killer always use weapons related to his theme?
Yes 72%
No 28%

40 - A Terrible Synopsis

It's a fortieth episode extravaganza! In celebration of this occasion, Count Vardulon and the Divemistress do absolutely nothing different and wander way off topic in their discussion. Introducing the first installment of TheAvod's book club, The Count does a very bad job reviewing Christopher Pike's Slumber Party. The DM does a slightly better job reviewing the documentary Snuff: A documentary. Amazingly, the two both recently watched The Alphabet Killer without consulting each other before hand, and had very different takes on the film's quality. Tune in to find out what The DM bought at the comic book shop, and then stick around to hear a complaint-loaded discussion about Fringe and NCIS: LA.