Wednesday, 24 April 2013

209 - Anything But Hirsute

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch half of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove. By some miracle, Eli Roth only comes up once when talking about the show he executively produced. Other things that come up include folkore, spoilers, and pretty-boys. In addition to nearly seven hours of television, DM and the Count watched a loonie movie that only felt like it was seven hours long. Tune in to find out who's got a lot of time on their hands, and stay to hear some boderline racist film commentary from the 1970s.

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

208 - Life, the Universe, and Everything

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three "numbered" movies. Both Room 33 and 100 Ghost Street display a level of technical competency that is grossly undermined by their terrible terrible scripts. Room 237, on the other hand, is a documentary about Shinologists. Yeah, that's right. Shine-ologists. As in The Shining. As in the study of. Click here to have your say whether any of these films should be included an official horror canon.

Poll results: Was Evil Dead (2013) really the most terrifying movie you ever experienced?
No  0%
Nope  0%
Nay  0%
Haven't seen it, so no  100%

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

207 - When Posters Attack

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a look at the Evil Dead franchise and evaluate the remake within that context.

Poll results: Who's retaliating against whom?
Cobra's retaliating against the Joes  0%
The Joes are retaliating against Cobra  0%
Cobra's retaliating against the US  0%
The Joes are retaliating against my sense of decency  100%

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

206 - What, no Soft Master?

This week on TheAvod your friends Count Vardulon and DM are split on whether GI Joe: Retaliation is the worst movie ever or just terrible. They're in total agreement, however, when it comes to Penumbra, although they're not sure which country its from. This week's Loonie Movie sparks a discussion about prono, so you know...boobs.

Poll result: What ecological disaster are you covering up?
Sentient parasites in the water supply  50%
Aggressive areosolized growth hormones
Improper disposal of radioactive ooze  25%
Two-headed sharks  25%