746 - House Hunterz

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch some house hunting movies. House Hunting is a long walk to nowhere, and Presence offers an interesting perspective on the housed house trope. Tune in for a video game recommendation, and stay for a mini book report. 

 

700 - Haunted World

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of movies about ghosts. 825 Forest Road ends before the story is finished being told. The Black Phone, on the other hand, is a complete story very well told. Tune in to find out what DM is (re)watching, and stay for a highly edited round of horror trivia.

 

531 - Found BTS Footage

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM make the ill-advised decision to watch Haunted 3: Spirits, the action-lacking continuation of Haunted 2: Apparitions. The good news is they also got round to finally seeing Found Footage 3D. Tune in for a discussion about how much Nutella costs, and stay for a book report.

528 - Avoid Ghosts, If Possible

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of A-horror movies. Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum, and The Complex both kinda go off the rails, to the point where the latter completely changes in tone. Tune in for a Switch-only video game review, and stay for a list that stumps DM and the Count.

494 - So That Happened

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM try to make sense of Death House. It doesn't go well. They also rave about the end of Eerie, which is an object lesson in how to stick the landing. Tune to find out who's scared to be home alone, and stay for a TV recommendation if you like Black Mirror but think it's too long.

421 - Post-Plagiarism World

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM ring in 2018 by watching a terrible movie set around new year's. And because DM's birthday is coming up, they finally get around to seeing Happy Death Day. Tune in to find out what are the "most anticipated" horror movies of the year, and stay for a big, stupid fight.

351 - Hemsworthy

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM fulfill their promise to finally talk about Independence Day 2 and Ghostbusters. Everyone's in agreement about the former, but opinions are split on the latter. Tune in to find out what's on Netflix, and stay to hear about lazy titles for movies and TV shows.

319 - Poltergasm

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies with the same word in the title. One of them's pretty bad, one of them's less bad, and the third is just kind of okay. Tune in to hear a rant about Remembrance Day, and stay for not one, but two lists!

Which would you rather watch?
The Green Inferno  20%
A dumpster fire  80%

311 - The Coyote's Back

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a spectrum of found footage-type movies. They trash talk all of them, but really you should check out Wer. And you should run--don't walk--from Area 51. Tune to hear a rundown of episode 8 of Scream, and stay to find out what beer you should be drinking.

Why were you unfriended?
Vengeful ghost  100%

236 - The Hollywood Atheist Conspiracy

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon educate you on the history of Thanksgiving. DM confuses Boogie Nights for Night at the Roxbury, and the Count wastes no time calling her out on her stupidity. Something else that's stupid is the movie Cannibal, which is largely an experiment in fappery. This week's Loonie Movie turns out to be worth a dollar, and TheAvod watches its first Filipino film. Tune in to hear The Count do his Christian Bale impression and stay to find out why DM isn't watching Sleepy Hollow anymore.

208 - Life, the Universe, and Everything

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three "numbered" movies. Both Room 33 and 100 Ghost Street display a level of technical competency that is grossly undermined by their terrible terrible scripts. Room 237, on the other hand, is a documentary about Shinologists. Yeah, that's right. Shine-ologists. As in The Shining. As in the study of. Click here to have your say whether any of these films should be included an official horror canon.

Poll results: Was Evil Dead (2013) really the most terrifying movie you ever experienced?
No  0%
Nope  0%
Nay  0%
Haven't seen it, so no  100%

203 - The Curse of Aleister Crowley

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM pick a winner. Two winners, as a matter of fact. The Legend of Hell House is a must-see for any haunted house/ghost hunting movie, and the Loonie Movie is totally worth a dollar. Maybe even two. Mongolian Death Worm, on the other hand, is a Syfy original. So yeah. Tune in to find out what's coming to Canada, and stay to hear what's happening next year.

Poll results: What awesome graphic are you painting on the side of your creep van?
Death Star  0%
Frank Frazetta-inspired art  30%
Graffiti tags  0%
I'm not painting my shitty van  70%

174 - Orientalism

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM look to the East for inspiration--three Asian horror movies, none of which are Japanese. Join them as they debate the meaning of "rampage", discuss the linguistic attributes of Korean names, and lament the improper use of location. Fun!

Poll results: For which apocalypse are you preparing?
Mayan apocalypse  40%
Robot apocalypse  60%

138 - Hardcore Idol Worship

This week DM was foiled in her attempt to watch Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night so the found footage/mocumentary theme show she and Count Vardulon had planned for this week turned into a show about haunted asylums.  Tune in to find out why The Mentalist is darker and edgier than you think, and why no one should watch Episode 50.  Episode 2 of American Horror Story, on the other hand, was better than expected.

Poll results: How are you liking American Horror Story?
Yes  28%
No  14%
I don't know  14%
I have no idea what that is  42%