This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch half of the Netflix original series, Hemlock Grove. By some miracle, Eli Roth only comes up once when talking about the show he executively produced. Other things that come up include folkore, spoilers, and pretty-boys. In addition to nearly seven hours of television, DM and the Count watched a loonie movie that only felt like it was seven hours long. Tune in to find out who's got a lot of time on their hands, and stay to hear some boderline racist film commentary from the 1970s.