750 - Damp Victory

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two movies that have nothing in common. Night Swim, despite being fine, would have been much better as a comedy. Shelter has too much plot. Tune in for some insightful commentary about Talk to Me, and stay to find out exactly how little DM and the Count know about Eli Roth.

 

704 - Middle Aged Action

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out the new Jason Statham movie and decide to pair it with some Gerard Butler. A Working Man is more boring than it has any right to be, but Plane hits the ground running and keeps up the pace. Tune in to hear the Count spoil something for DM, and stay to hear the Count get a horror trivia question wrong.

 

653 - Bricks vs Bees

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM ring in the new year by watching two movies about retired operatives. The Bricklayer is way too long and not very good. The Beekeeper, on the other hand, is loads of fun. Tune in for a video game recommendation, and stay to find out what DM watched while she was flying across the country.

638 - Triple Meg Action

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM have a lot to say about Meg 2: The Trench, and most of it is very, very positive. Tune in for an Angel check-in, and stay for DM to admit to liking Ryan Gosling.

490 - Better Together

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM spend their hard-earned money on Hobbs and Shaw. Turns out, it was kinda worth it. Tune for a pitch about a Smashmouth biopic, and stay for a mini movie review of a film that's way too long.

447 - Swallowed Whole

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM talk prehistoric giant killer sharks. Tune in to find out what other movies are worth watching, and stay for list of killer sharks movies that varies wildly from entry to entry.

432 - What's Jason Statham Up To?

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM catch up on some Jason Statham movies and it doesn't go great. Wild Card is more drama than action movie, and Mechanic: Ressurection is chock-a-block full of dumb problems. Tune in for a rundown of a new-ish genre film festival, and stay for a list that doesn't live up to its title.

262 - Unbridled Optimism

This week DM can't share her thoughts on Zombie Dearest because she didn't see it. The Count did and, as it turns out, DM didn't miss much. Homefront, on the other hand, was seen by all and was liked by all, so that's nice. Jack the Reaper, on the other other hand, is just terrible from start to finish. Tune in to hear another brief discussion about who's looking forward to Mad Max, and stay to find out who's not watching The Strain.

215 - Together Again for the First Time

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM catch up on Jason Statham. He kicks a lot of ass over the course of Parker and Safe, but one is significantly more kickass than the other. In Loonie Movie news, DM and the Count have a hard time appreciating Charles Band. Tune in to hear way too much about Man of Steel, and stay to find out what's wrong with The Last of Us which is, by all accounts, a great game.

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139 - 50 Cent's Career May Be Stalled

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in three direct-to-video movies of varying quality.  As it turns out, one of the movies they chose isn't technically a movie, but a TV series so bad it was repackaged and sold as a film.  Unsurprisingly, Count Vardulon kind of enjoyed it. Tune in hear about how Frank Miller is a racist jerk, learn how many films DM hasn't seen, and listen to so viewer mail.

Poll results: Found footage or mocumentary?
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