729 - Christmas 2025 Week 3

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up their month of Xmas horror movies with one good movie and one bad movie. Carnage for Christmas is worth seeing, even if it suffers a bit from bad sound. The Fright Before Christmas is just a big waste of everyone's time. Tune in for miserable round of horror trivia, and stay a ranked list.

 

728 - Christmas 2025 Week 2

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are again joined by Rob Rector to talk two more Xmas movies. The 13 Slays of Xmas is as boring as it is way too long. Xmas Tale, on the other hand, is worth your time. Tune in for a mini movie review and stay for a second, much more pretentious movie review.

 

723 - Halloween Havoc

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are tricked into watching a horror anthology that has nothing to do with Halloween. 10/31 part III is as hit-and-miss as one would expect, and Tales of Halloween is a misleading collection of too-long horror shorts. Tune in for a video game recommendation, and stay to find out what TV show DM is catching up with.

 

722 - Happy Hell-o-ween

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two installments of the 10/31 anthology series. Much like the VHS series from last week, there's little to recommend it, but there are a couple of gems buried in there. Tune in for a mini movie-review and stay for a middling round of horror trivia.

 

721 - Deathstalking Week 5

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up their deathstalking with the brand new Deathstalker movie. They also watch V/H/S Halloween because it's October. Can you guess which one is the better film? Tune in for a video game review and stay for a book report.

 

720 - Deathstalking Week 4

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch the fourth but no-long-final Deathstalker movie and it's surprisingly okay. And because it's October, they also watch a Halloween set anthology which is a confusing disappointment. Tune in for some political commentary and stay to find out what DM is watching instead of the X-Files.

 

709 - Rewind!

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM ditch prom movies to catch up on VHS. VHS 85 has some not terrible stuff in it, but a lot of it was clearly made by people who weren't alive in 1985 and VHS Beyond should have just stuck with all alien theme. Tune in for a miserable round of horror trivia, and stay for too much X-Files chat.

 

684 - 90s November Week 3

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to round out their month of watching movies from the 1990s with one more Anthony Hickox movie, and an anthology because why the hell not. Full Eclipse is a halfway decent werewolf movie, and Campfire Tales is mostly pretty good. Tune in for a TV recommendation and stay for a mini movie review.

661 - Antholocraft

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up their "month" of Lovecraft with a TV anthology installment and a Lovecraft anthology movie. Tune in for a very positive video game review, and stay to find out what movies DM watched while she was flying back and forth across the Atlantic Ocean.

643 - Halloween Week 1

This week, DM is back from holiday and she and Count Vardulon are digging into a couple Halloween anthologies. Both Slash FM and Slash FM2 have little to offer in the the way of actual Halloween horror, and most the entries are pretty bad. But! A segment called Save Yourself is so good it very nearly redeems both movies. In fact, DM just found this link, so you can watch it without having to sit through all the rest. Tune in for a couple of movie reviews and stay for some RoboCop chat.

634 - Summerween Week 4

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM wrap up Summerween with one more Halloween-set film and another "movie" filmed mostly in winter. In Canada. Trick isn't all that great, and Mania isn't much better but it does spark a conversation about Canadian TV in the '80s, so there's that. Tune in for a movie recommendation and stay to listen to DM complain about season 4 of Angel.

624 - Scare '99

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM's love of horror anthologies is pushed to the limit with Scare Package 2 and VHS 99. Scare Package 2 wants to be a love letter to horror, but has nothing to say, and VHS 99 can't live up to its poster.

618 - The Bergin Tapes

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to finish up the Xmas season by watching two more Christmas-set horror movies. Don't be fooled by all the positive reviews online, The Christmas Tapes is bad. So is Nutcracker Massacre, and that one could have been so good. Tune in for a video game review and stay for movie recommendation.

606 - All Bite, No Barker

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of horror anthologies. Book of Blood was less Clive Barkery than one would expect from a Clive Barker adaptation, but V/H/S/94 was surprisingly good. Tune in for a book recommendation, and stay for a really poor showing in horror trivia.

563 - Anth-All-Ogy

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of anthology films. The Mortuary Collection looks amazing but doesn't have much substance; the Count and DM even forget one whole segment! Scare Package is has some good stuff going, including a fun, if somewhat useless, cameo. Tune in for a movie non-recommendation, and stay for a list that goes on for days.

545 - Dear Google, How do I light a menorah?

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch some Christmas horror anthologies. Sort of. Holiday Hell is definitely an anthology. Unholy Night is a normal movie with a couple of other stories thrown in. Tune in for a lot of talk about Suicide Club, and stay for follow-up list.

538 - Second Chance

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Film Threat's Rob Rector because he wanted to talk about They Live Inside Us. And talk about it they do! They also talk about the horror anthology in which the shorter (and better?) version of They Live Inside Us first appeared. Tune for some speculation about the horror zeitgeist and stay for yet more horror trivia.

506 - Retro Style

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in an 80s throwback and an anthology. Summer of '84 can't stick the landing, and Nightmare Cinema might have been doomed from the start. Tune in to hear an impromptu review of a true crime mini-series and stay for a discussion about what makes a movie a throwback.

462 - Merry Christmas 2018

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM plumb the depths of Xmas horror by watching something that barely passes as a movie. And because they've been good this year, they're "rewarded" with a new Christmas horror anthology. Tune in for a video game suggestion, and stay for a list of holiday horror.

379 - Mudgett

This week, you friends Count Vardulon and DM celebrate women in horror month by not mentioning it at all while discussing XX. They also have a very biased talk about Havenhurst in which their vast knowledge about true crime kinda ruined the film. Tune in to hear a run-down of a "perfect" anthology list, and stay to find out about a second movie inspired by the Phoenix lights.