618 - The Bergin Tapes

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to finish up the Xmas season by watching two more Christmas-set horror movies. Don't be fooled by all the positive reviews online, The Christmas Tapes is bad. So is Nutcracker Massacre, and that one could have been so good. Tune in for a video game review and stay for movie recommendation.

529 - Second-Acting

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch sequels to movies they haven't seen and speculate as to what happens in those first films. Paranoia Tapes 2: Press Play manages to screw up its framing device, and Haunted 2: Apparitions might be the most boring ghost hunting movie ever made. Tune for some complaining about the new Unsolved Mysteries, and stay for a mini-review of a new movie on Prime.

356 - Universal Disasters

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in two "new" Universal monster movies. Both Victor Frankenstein and Dracula Untold are not great but they're bad for different reasons. Tune to listen to a rousing discussion about evil clowns, and stay to hear way too much about true crime.

6 - This One Goes Out To You

This episode is dedicated to all our fan out there in Internet Land. But before they get around to expressing their profound appreciation for their listener, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress discuss John Carpenter's descent into madness. The Count attempts to synopsize an episode of Fringe without boring himself or the DM, and the two argue about just why Jumper isn't any good.