100 - Episode 100

Finally, unbelievably, it's TheAvod's 100th episode!  Tune in to hear past guests laud and praise Count Vardulon and The Divemistress, and stay to listen to musings on whether or not At The Mountains of Madness will actually happen.  In an effort to set the standard for the next 100 shows, the Count and the DM fulfill your requests and watch And Soon the Darkness and Platoon of the Dead.

Poll results: Just over half of you believe that psychological thrillers are horror movies.  Twenty-five percent of you don't, and a handfull of you just don't care.

Update: No New Avod This Week

Dear Avod Fan,

Due to the fact that The Divemistress is still recovering from her traveling ordeal, and since Count Vardulon is not permitted to do a solo show, there will be no new Avod this week.  Rest assured, your friends are still working hard to bring you all the inconsequential horror musings and reviews you crave and will return next week with a brand new show.

Cheers!

54 - On-Star Will Get You A Whore

Image by b_sol, who doesn't know I'm using it.

In the last Avod of 2009, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress are joined by their Eternia correspondent, Mer-Man. Instead of running down a list of the year's and the decade's best and worst, the trio embarque on a discussion about TV commercials, Guy Ritchie, and Mimic. The DM shares with us her failure to sit through Fist of the Vampire, The Count calls dibs on a couple of horror movie senarios, and Mer-Man waxes poetic about Karate Kid 3 . Tune in to find out about everyones new year's resolutions!

7 - It's A Very Wishmaster Christmas

Count Vardulon and The Divemistress table their discussion about The Wishmaster in order to run through a list of their favourite genre holiday classics. The Count gets into the holiday spirit by criticizing the DM's choice to watch Die Hard. For her part, the DM complains about the lack of Hanukkah themed horror movies. Join your friends in a Christmas celebration full of laughter and fear! Guaranteed a better time than actually watching Christmas movies on TV.

6 - This One Goes Out To You

This episode is dedicated to all our fan out there in Internet Land. But before they get around to expressing their profound appreciation for their listener, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress discuss John Carpenter's descent into madness. The Count attempts to synopsize an episode of Fringe without boring himself or the DM, and the two argue about just why Jumper isn't any good.

5 - Blood and Sex Nightmare

This episode takes its name from the title of a terrible terrible indie film which Count Vardulon forced on The Divemistress. Also on the docket are the TV show Fringe, short people, and a run through of the 50 goriest films of all time.

4 - The Fourth Episode

Finally on track with the numbering of the episodes, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress celebrate by talking about the films Halloween and The Fog. The Count offers some friendly advice on what not to watch.

3 - Episode 2

Confusingly, episode 3 is actually the second regular episode of TheAvod, since the Halloween Special doesn't count. Listen to The Divemistress gloat about having seen Midnight Meat Train! Hear Count Vardulon explain why profiling is an ineffective crime-fighting technique! The DM also lays out her plan to watch all the John Carpenter movies to date.

2 - Halloween Special

In this second episode, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress discuss their (least) favourite holiday movies and frachises. A short trip down memory lane forces the duo to relive the horror of Disney's Sleepy Hollow as well as the equally terrifying (though for different reasons) Charlie Brown halloween speical.

1 - The First Episode

In this inaugural episode, Count Vardulon and The Divemistress each defend their positions on The Dark Knight. The Count outlines his "Michael Clayton rule" and the DM has trouble vocalizing her objections to his outlandish statements about The Joker.