325 - The Soft Sciences

As promised, Count Vardulon and DM are again joined by Rob Rector to talk nothing but Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Except for all the random crap they have to slog through before getting to the good stuff. Tune in to find out who noticed a continuity error in the MCU and stay to hear Rob get attacked by geese.

324 - That Life Day Feeling

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by their friend Rob Rector to talk nuthin but Star Wars. Join them on this journey down memory lane as they share their thoughts and feelings about the OT (original trilogy). Also they answer some quizzes with hilarious results! Tune in to find out what you should be watching on Netflix and stay to hear a lot of trailer talk.

323 - Krampucide

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM celebrate the Christmas season by cobbling together a Krampus trilogy. The only one worth seeing is Krampus, which DM liked way more than the Count. Tune in to find out who doesn't understand how exercise technology works, and stay to hear about television nonsense. Click here for Hannukah!

Who's haunting your high school?
Dead teacher who hates kids  33%
Dead custodian who hates everyone  33%
Me  33%

322 - Break-In Party

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies about ghosts and/or school. The Gallows has no plot, The Awakening has a lot of it, but it all happens at the end. And The Curse of Downers Grove further reinforces the notion that Bret Easton Ellis isn't a good writer. Tune in to find out what are the "10 best action movies ever" and stay to hear about Supernatural for some reason.

Removing the villain from the equation, which is empirically worse?
Thor 2  50%
Jessica Jones  50%

321 - Nuke Was Right

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM have some mixed feelings about Jessica Jones (DM in particular). Tune in to find out who's into cartoons and stay to hear some speculation about Captain America: Civil War. Click here to read about the Count's troubled relationship with Brian Bendes.

Who/What are you spying on?
Shifty international organization  20%
Evil international organization  20%
Pierce Brosnan  60%

320 - Tradecraft

This week on TheAvod, Count Vardulon's microphone is broken, so you kind of have to strain to hear him talk about spy movies. Of the three movies this week, biggest one turns out to be the worst. Guess what that is! Tune in to hear (more) about Fallout 4, and stay for some good news about Jason Voorhees.

What's haunting you?
A demon controlled by a witch  33%
A witch controlled by a demon  16%
Twin ghosts  16%
Nothing  33%

319 - Poltergasm

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies with the same word in the title. One of them's pretty bad, one of them's less bad, and the third is just kind of okay. Tune in to hear a rant about Remembrance Day, and stay for not one, but two lists!

Which would you rather watch?
The Green Inferno  20%
A dumpster fire  80%