147 - That's What the Internet is For

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take in three sequels of varying quality.  One is better than it's immediate predecessor, one is worse, and one was actually enjoyable.  Tune in to find out who has back pain, and stay to learn who doesn't care.

Poll results: Should Count Vardulon watch Alcatraz?
Yes, and talk about it.  84%
Yes, and not talk about it.  0%
No.  16%

146 - Sherlock'd

It's the first "real" Avod of the new year!  This week, Count Vardulon and DM focus on recent TV, taking pot shots at American Horror Story, and lauding Sherlock.  It's not their usual format, but it's still awesome.

Poll results: Was 2011 a good year for horror?

Yes 30%

No  10%

Better than 2010  50%

Somehow worse than though possible  10%

Special Feature 11 - Transformers 3

It's DM's birthday! Feeling uncharacteristically generous of spirit, she's allowed Count Vardulon to post a ranting dialogue with Mer-Man about Transformers 3.

 

Special Feature 10 - Bikini Girls on Ice

Count Vardulon and DM's first Avod of 2012 is a special commentary track for the Canadian indie slasher Bikini Girls on Ice.  Which they've never seen before now.  And their copy has no sound.

145 - A Tip for the Budding Arsonist

Anonymous in her new ski/flight suit.

This week Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies that all suffer from a lack of making sense.  By sheer coincidence two of them were made by The Asylum, which suggests DM and the Count should probably start paying closer attention to the movies they select.  Tune in to find out who didn't watch American Horror Story again this week, and stay to hear some viewer mail.

Poll results: Is the notion of a "holiday" tree really as offensive as DM claims?
Lighten up  20%
Yeah, it's stupid  80%

144 - Stop Saying Santa!

It's TheAvod Christmas Special!  This holiday season, Count Vardulon and DM watch three very different killer Santa movies, not a single one of which is Silent Night Deadly Night.  Tune in to find out who didn't watch American Horror Story, and who hasn't yet seen the trailer for The Expendables 2.  Be sure to click here to see that thing.

Poll results: Are prequels just a big waste of everyone's time?
All the time yes  10%
Nah  10%
Prequels are a conspiracy dreamed up by the liberal media  70%
I kinda like Scorpion King  10%

143 - Predators Hate the Cold, Moron

This week Count Vardulon and DM tear a strip off two out the three movies they watched.  And the third film was only just so-so.  The Count takes the opportunity to rip into a book he just read, while DM expresses her excitement about a new video game.  In keeping with the theme of disappointment, American Horror Story continues to be stupid.

Poll results: Do movie trailers routinely reveal too much plot?
Too much plot  71%
I don't watch movie trailers  29%