This week it's nothing but Cabin. Cabin, Cabin, Cabin. If you haven't yet seen Cabin in the Woods, go do that, then come back here and listen to Count Vardulon, DM, and their special guest Rob Rector, as they gush over Joss Whedon's and Drew Goddard's masterful horror film.
Poll results: What's stalking you at the cabin?
Bear 10%
Would-be lover 10%
Killer scarecrow 80%
This week, in a run-up to finally getting to see Cabin the Woods, Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies with the word "cabin" in the title. One of them, it turns out, has very little to do with cabins, while another isn't really about anything at all. Join your friends as they salute repertory theatres and talk about what Luc Besson is doing these days.
Poll results: What found footage movie would you like to see next?
Aliens 11%
Vampires 33%
More ghosts 0%
Killer scarecrow 56%
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a look at found footage horror from three different countries. Sadly, the one with the best title turns out to be the worst film. DM tries and fails to be kind to chavs, and the Count makes Eurocentric overtones. Tune in to hear all about movie trailers, and stay to hear too much about Spartacus. Click here to watch hipsters die.
Poll resutls: Would you watch a shitty DTV movie even if it had an actor you like?
Sure 30%
I've learned my lesson 50%
Only if it's Eric Roberts 20%
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies which prove the importance of thinking things through. Seriously, if you're thinking of making a movie, you might want to check and make sure your perfectly respectable premise doesn't turn you into a child murderer, or that your script has continuity from one scene to the next. Come to hear why the world of Castle is populated with the worst criminals ever, and stay to learn about Comedy Network censorship. Also, Anonymous is back!
Poll Results: Do you believe that animated features are, at times, more sophisticated than live action films?
Yes, it's easier to explore complex and delicate issues through animation. 100%
Write-in vote: The medium should not have an impact on depth of story.
Not the Funky Boy we mean, but RIP Dwayne McDuffie.
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM take a break from watching crap to sit down and enjoy what three different animation studios have to offer. It was a good idea because this week's movies are all good. Well, two out of three, anyway. And the second one is kind of midling. But holy crap, Redline! Tune in to hear a lot about video games and TV and click here to learn about how crybaby nerds are making a difference.
Poll results: Should they do another The Asylum show?
Once was enough 20%
Yes 40%
Duh 40%
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM make good on their promise to intentionally watch three The Asylum movies. Find out why you should be watching later episodes of The Transformers cartoon, and what exactly constitutes a movie franchise.
Poll results: Who knew there was a Swiss film industry?
I did! 15%
Not me 15%
Yeah, but the films are so...neutral 15%
Toblerone always has been and always will be Switzerland's primary export 55%
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are surprised by the three films they take in. One proves to be way less terrible than everyone thinks it is, one is a lot worse, and a third is so amazing-looking and everyone should see it. Who knew the Swiss were so adept at sci-fi? Listen to The Count promote the greatest Terminator game ever, and hear DM talk about how that one episode of Futurama really bothered her.
Poll results: Is Christian Slater past his prime?
Sadly, yes 50%
Not as long as I've got a working VCR 50%
