Because Mass Effect 3 is big news this week.
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are surprised by the three films they take in. One proves to be way less terrible than everyone thinks it is, one is a lot worse, and a third is so amazing-looking and everyone should see it. Who knew the Swiss were so adept at sci-fi? Listen to The Count promote the greatest Terminator game ever, and hear DM talk about how that one episode of Futurama really bothered her.
Poll results: Is Christian Slater past his prime?
Sadly, yes 50%
Not as long as I've got a working VCR 50%