741 - Your New Best Friend

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to watch two movies that couldn't be more different. War Machine is a fun movie for most of its running time, and better enjoyed if you know nothing about it going in. Hoagie is also a fun movie and there's no way it can be spoiled ahead of time because it's just. So. Wtf. Tune in for a non-recommendation, and stay for a sort-of recommendation.

 

649 - Harboring Christmas Feelings

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to review two violent Christmas movies. Christmas Bloody Christmas has a great killbot, so it's got that going for it. Violent Night makes good on its promise of violence. Tune in for a video game recommendation and stay to find out what Rob's watching.

501 - We All Scream

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two very different movies. Screamers is a Canadian scifi film from 1995, and Bad Ben 2 is a single-location found footage movie from 2018. Tune in for a vocabulary lesson, and stay for discussion about is and isn't scifi.

499 - Terminated Again

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to complain about Terminator: Dark Fate. Talk about squandered potential! This movie is way too long and full of holes. Tune in for a book report and stay for a list of killer robot also-rans.

305 - The Bad Terminator Trilogy

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM try to make sense of Terminator: Genisys, as well as offer some too-late advice on how to fix T3 and T4. Tune in to hear a game review from three years ago, and stay to find out what's on TV next week.

117 - Happy Birthday Ian!

This week's episode was recorded on Ian's birthday.  Since we don't know what movies Ian likes, we just picked three at random.  Tune in to discover the mysteries of Chopping Mall, find out exactly why Gacy House sucks, and learn who loved Hobo With a Shotgun more than might be warranted.  And as a special birthday treat, Count Vardulon and the Divemistress are joined once again by Brad!

Poll Results:
Werewolf vs...
Swamp Monster 80%
Robot 20%