660 - Retro Lovecraft

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two more Lovecrafty movies. There's some good stuff buried in The Unnamable and The Unnamable 2. Tune in for a video game review, and stay to hear DM fail to count to six. Twice.

659 - Modern Lovecraft

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of Lovecraft adaptations. Suitable Flesh isn't bad but is very, very, gratuitously sexual. Color Out of Space is a pretty good effort to adapt what is often thought to be an unfilmable story. Tune in to hear DM thoroughly embarrass herself, and stay for discussion about "Lovecraftian" means.

655 - Kingbruary Week 1

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of Stephen King adaptations. Pet Semetary Bloodlines isn't actually and adaptation, but whatever. It's not great and should have been a prequel instead of a sequel to a remake. The Boogeyman had some good stuff, but the final moments ruin the movie. Tune in for a book report, and stay to hear DM win at trivia.

569 - Terror Crescent

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to discuss Netflix's ambitious Fear Street trilogy. Everyone agrees the films get better witch each installment, but maybe 1994 Part II could've been its own movie? Tune in for some quick movie reviews and stay for a not terrible round of horror trivia.

526 - Sci-Fantasy Nonsense

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a couple of big-deal action spectaculars, neither of which really met expectations. Alita: Battle Angel is only half a story stretched out over two hours and Bloodshot has some pretty questionable CGI but is still kind of enjoyable. Tune for a qualified video game recommendation, and stay for an upcoming horror movie that sounds like a dozen other movies.

520 - DOON

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch a newish movie and an old one. Doom: Annihilation is worse than it needs to be, and Dune is a bit of an unwieldy mess. Tune in for a discussion about Sailor Moon, and stay for some bragging from the Count.

414 - Accusing Parlor

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM can't talk about Murder on the Orient Express without talking about Murder on the Orient Express. (Un)surprisingly, they each liked the other one better. Tune in to find out which potato chips you should be eating, and stay for a new, depressing TV recommendation.

385 - Spider Tank

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rue D'Awakening to talk nuthin' but Ghost in the Shell. Tune in to find out what's "new" on Netflix and stay to hear about an "awesome" dream DM had.

164 - It was Andy Robinson I was thinking of

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM don't have a whole lot to say about the films they watched. The Count does talk a fair bit about Shoot to Kill, and there's a brief discussion regarding Holy Grail, but yeah. Not much to say on the topics of Absentia, Pickman's Muse, and A Lonely Place to Die except that it's really hard to adapt Lovecraft and silverfish are gross. Tune in to find out about prime time zombies, and stay to hear all about Battleship (which is loads of fun and you should go see it).

126 - Lies About Jeremy Sisto

This week DM's hair looks great and Count Vardulon presents a movie review haiku.  For reasons that will become clear, the duo tackle three Dean R. Koontz books-cum-movies.  How good is Thomas Hayden Chruch?  How crazy is Grace Zabriski?  And how young is Jeremy Sisto?  The answers lie within.

Poll Results: Half of you are looking forward to the end-of-summer movies, half of you don't really care.