This week DM's hair looks great and Count Vardulon presents a movie review haiku. For reasons that will become clear, the duo tackle three Dean R. Koontz books-cum-movies. How good is Thomas Hayden Chruch? How crazy is Grace Zabriski? And how young is Jeremy Sisto? The answers lie within.
Poll Results: Half of you are looking forward to the end-of-summer movies, half of you don't really care.