287 - The Bai Ling Curse

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three very different movies with varying results of success. Scream Park is notable for its lack of zombies. Lord of Tears would have been better if it were shorter and in black and white. And Magic Man is only half a movie. Tune in to find out what you missed on TV last week, and stay to hear about a podcast you should listen to. In addition to this one.

286 - Space Dragon

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM go to great lengths to see Jupiter Ascending in 2D. And it was totally worth it. Chainsaw Killer, on the other hand, which is just a click away, is not at all worth the effort. ETXR may or may not be worth your time, depending on whether you like low-budget indie movies that aren't about zombies. Tune in to hear about the Hollywood Atheist Conspiracy, and stay to hear a wild theory about T2.

285 - Breakfast Club

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two movies with the same title and a third movie with a different title. Detention turned out to be great fun, while Detention is pretty terrible. Silent Night, Bloody Night: Homecoming somehow manages to be even worse than the first. Tune in to find out who's hooked on Forensic Files, and stay to hear about an upcoming horror movie you can be a part of, somehow.

284 - Mine Over Matter

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies about mines. Yes! They delve deep into the mine sub-genre in an effort to dig up some gems. Guess how well that turned out. Tune in to find out who's not interested in zombie video games, and stay to hear about more upcoming horror movies you may or may not want to watch. Click here for a great video about what's wrong with horror!

283 - Buy My Book

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rue d'Awakening who hasn't seen any of the films being discussed. The Count and DM absolutely recommend Cold in July and kinda sorta maybe think someone out there might enjoy Don't Blink. And there was a third movie. Also, find out about some fun upcoming horror movies.

282 - Keen-O

This week you friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two Keanu Reeves movie. And they're not terrible! Attack of the Morningside Monster is also not terrible, nor does it feature Keanu Reeves. Tune in to hear about a short film that you should be excited about, and stay to find out about a couple of feature films you shouldn't look forward to. Be sure to buy the Count's book. You don't have to read it. Just buy it.

Special Feature - Terror Train

Happy new year! Here's a commentary track for Terror Train.