444 - Torturous

How have we not seen this movie until now?

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM test drive Movie Torture, a streaming site devoted to bad movies across multiple genres. Trancers really isn't all that bad, but Nail Gun Massacre is beyond terrible. Tune in to find out just how bad Baywatch is, and stay for a Stephen King book report.

443 - Towering

This week, Count Vardulon and DM are discussing Skyscraper which means Rob Rector is also online. Tune in for an alien rip-off review, and stay to find out what exactly skyscraper mean.

442 - Diminuation

This week, DM is replaced by Rob Rector and he and The Count hash out Ant-Man and the Wasp.

441 - Jurassic WTF

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by blockbuster correspondent Rob Rector to dump all over Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Tune in for an impromptu review of Now You See Me 2, and stay for a not-at-all definitive list of dinosaur movies.

440 - Spelunkers

Required reading.

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two movies titled Cave. Both had promise, and both fail to live up to that promise. Further disappointing is the total lack of lists about movies set deep underground.

439 - Heist It!

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are surprised to learn the word heist was once used as a verb. They're equally surprised to find out Ocean's 8 can't hold a candle to any other Ocean's movie. Also not good, Marauders. Tune in for a list about heist movies that doesn't include one of the greatest heist movies ever, and stay for an indictment of Forensic Files.

438 - Up Your Game, Andrew Niccol

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out an upcoming movie and one that's currently available on Netflix. The Lighthouse is based on a true story, but suffers a bit from being way too slow, and Anon is based on nothing and suffers from being poorly thought out. Tune in for a list that doesn't follow its own rules, and stay for a debate about how to pronounce the word "lasso."