This week your friends take a look at some new movies coming out in 2009. But since Count Vardulon and The Divemistress aren't privy to any information regarding the new batch of genre films, they're basing their analysis on titles alone. Film history correspondent Merman takes a look back at the greatest year in cinema, 1989, and the Count breaks some bad news to the DM. Also, there is no such thing as a PG-13 horror movie and Jason Statham is awesome.
