This week The Divemistress is very ill. But Count Vardulon isn't going to let that get in the way of complaining about terrible movies! The Vanquisher proves to be impossible to understand, and not because it's largely in Thai, and The Traveler is similarly difficult to wrap your head around, but only because it's so stupid. Sherlock Holmes: The Last Vampyre, on the other hand, is totally worth watching.
Q. Who's haunted the haunted house?
A1. A physical manifestation of your dread.
A3. The Owner