This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM discover a strange subgenre of genre film. A subgenre that be better left alone. Because the films are bad. Like, really bad. Swelter is boring, and 4got10 is less a movie than it is an idea put to screen. Tune in to find out about a book you may not want to read, and stay to hear a terrible movie quiz question.
Here's the collection of dialogue broken down by gender!