This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM don't celebrate their 150th episode but do exchange Valentines. Sadly, the trio of films this week didn't turn out to be nearly as interesting as their titles suggest: Killer Elite's too underwritten, If a Tree Falls is pointless, and 11/11/11 was made by The Asylum. Tune in to find out if The River is any good, and stay to hear about how one guy has too much time on his hands.
Poll Results: Can awesome violence and gore make up for a weak story and plot?
Aren't splatter movies the horror version of porn? 60%