711 - Shark Week: Crazy for Sharks!

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch two more shark movies, both with Michael Madsen. Megalodon can't decide what story it wants to tell, while Shark Season leans too heavily on the idea that sharks are dicks. Tune in to hear how the Count predicted a video game, and stay for advice about bigamy.

 

710 - Shark Week: So Close to Great

This week, Count Vardulon and DM are joined Rob Rector to ring in shark month. Shark Girl could have been about something, but it squanders its potential, and SharkMan (aka Hammerhead) stars Jeffery Combs. Tune in for way too much Miami Vice chat, and stay for a list that makes you question what does and doesn't qualify as medical experimentation.

 

709 - Rewind!

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM ditch prom movies to catch up on VHS. VHS 85 has some not terrible stuff in it, but a lot of it was clearly made by people who weren't alive in 1985 and VHS Beyond should have just stuck with all alien theme. Tune in for a miserable round of horror trivia, and stay for too much X-Files chat.

 

708 - Prompocalypse Now

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM dig up two more prom-related horror movies. Tragedy Girls proves to be quite the disappointment, but Prom Night 4 is way too nuts to be truly terrible. Tune in for a very specific TV recommendation, and stay for a twist on a list of horror movies.

 

707 - Bad Prom Stories

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM check out two more prom movies. Prom Ride is sleazy garbage that is unpleasant to watch and talk about, and The Club is needlessly convoluted. Tune in for a healthy amount of Sailor Moon chat, and stay for an X-Files update.

 

706 - Prom Month

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to celebrate prom with two prom-themed horror movies. Prom Night, as it turns out, is not full of red herrings and Fear Street: Prom Queen will leave you wondering why it doesn't develop its backstory. Tune in for a mini-review of Bring Her Back, and stay for a heavily-edited round of horror trivia.

 

705 - Still Impossible After All These Years

 

This week, your friends Count Vardulon and DM are joined by Rob Rector to talk all about Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. Tune in for musings on Miami Vice, and stay for an X-Files check in.