Wednesday, 27 February 2013

201 - What Happened Just Then

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM pick three winners (read: losers). Smiley is almost impossibly stupid and Silent Hill Revelation proves to be nearly incomprehensible. Is Curse of the Wolf worth a dollar? The answer may not surprise you. Tune in to hear who didn't like a recent celebration of film art, and stay to find out who wants to see a big explosion.

Poll results: Who is/was the best Joker?
Cesar Romero  0%
Jack Nicholson  46%
Heath Ledger  28%
Mark Hamill  20%
Brent Spiner  6%

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

200 - Boom!

This week on TheAvod, your friends Count Vardulon and DM praise their momentous achievement. DM shouts out a shout out and the Count forgets to talk about something he saw on SNL. The latest Batman animated feature is super violent, William Hurt is super creepy, and this week's Loonie Movie is actually worth a dollar--but no more! Tune in to find find out who didn't read Devil in the White City, and stay to hear about how Toronto is the city of the future.

Poll results: Which movie should be remade with angels?
Prometheus  12%
Assault on Precinct 13  38%
Candyman  25%
Twilight  25%

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

199 - Happy Valentine's Day!

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM ask and answer the important question, if you have two Sean Beans in one movie will he survive the film? Other questions asked and answered include, what if you remade The Terminator with Angels? and where's Daniel Baldwin? In a surprising twist, this week's Loonie Movie turns out to be worth more than a dollar, and Count and DM uncover the least thrilling thriller ever made. Tune in to hear why The Following is still the worst thing on TV, and stay to find out who didn't know something really important about Star Wars.

Poll results: Which is most likely to be transmitted by bite?
Chainsaw murdering  10%
Tenancy of a haunted apartment  40%
Demonic possession  20%
Leprechaunism  30%

Thursday, 7 February 2013

198 - Breast and Beheading Overdose

This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM waste a lot of their time (and yours) with their Loonie Movie selection. Only slightly less time-wasty is a Slither/The Faculty rip-off that for unknown reasons features Laughlin Munro. Scary or Die, on the other hand, was surprising in ways that couldn't have been anticipated. Tune in to find out if The Following still sucks, and stay to hear the worst idea for a superhero movie. Dorklords, click here!

Poll results (DM apologizes for forgetting to announce them): Who runs the underground fights in your town?
Vampires, but you wouldn't know it  16%
A consortium of dark wizards and lizardmen  68%
Brick Top  0%
I do  16%