Wednesday, 28 March 2012
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM watch three movies which prove the importance of thinking things through. Seriously, if you're thinking of making a movie, you might want to check and make sure your perfectly respectable premise doesn't turn you into a child murderer, or that your script has continuity from one scene to the next. Come to hear why the world of Castle is populated with the worst criminals ever, and stay to learn about Comedy Network censorship. Also, Anonymous is back!
Poll Results: Do you believe that animated features are, at times, more sophisticated than live action films?
Yes, it's easier to explore complex and delicate issues through animation. 100%
Write-in vote: The medium should not have an impact on depth of story.
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
Not the Funky Boy we mean, but RIP Dwayne McDuffie.
Poll results: Should they do another The Asylum show?
Once was enough 20%
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM make good on their promise to intentionally watch three The Asylum movies. Find out why you should be watching later episodes of The Transformers cartoon, and what exactly constitutes a movie franchise.
Poll results: Who knew there was a Swiss film industry?
I did! 15%
Not me 15%
Yeah, but the films are so...neutral 15%
Toblerone always has been and always will be Switzerland's primary export 55%
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Because Mass Effect 3 is big news this week.
This week your friends Count Vardulon and DM are surprised by the three films they take in. One proves to be way less terrible than everyone thinks it is, one is a lot worse, and a third is so amazing-looking and everyone should see it. Who knew the Swiss were so adept at sci-fi? Listen to The Count promote the greatest Terminator game ever, and hear DM talk about how that one episode of Futurama really bothered her.
Poll results: Is Christian Slater past his prime?
Sadly, yes 50%
Not as long as I've got a working VCR 50%